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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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How to have your cake and eat it
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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How to improve your golf swing
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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How to clean your car properly
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Seize the day, forget last night
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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