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The royal mint is only open after eight
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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My bone is broken in three places
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Cheese makes the world go round
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Once there was a man from the city
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Individualism is the plague of society
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Seize the day, forget last night
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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What do you do when you fall over?
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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How to have your cake and eat it
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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I will sweep you off your feet
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Lets go to the local church rave
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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The world makes money go round
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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Power walks are great when you are late
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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How long is a piece of string?
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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This update is like a birthday card
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Get something special for your birthday
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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The funniest joke in the world
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People in love are very good landscapers
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If only i had accepted that deal
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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How to improve your golf swing
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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