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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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Once there was a man from the city
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Good things come to those who take
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My bone is broken in three places
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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How to improve your golf swing
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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How to have your cake and eat it
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Space invaders are a real pain
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Individualism is the plague of society
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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How to make the perfect coffee
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The things people do to look cool
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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