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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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One of my comedy silent movies
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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One step forward two steps back.
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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What gets passed around, a joint
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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What do you do when you fall over?
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Get something special for your birthday
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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Lets go to the local church rave
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Seize the day, forget last night
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Cheese makes the world go round
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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How to clean your car properly
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Cruising with the car top down
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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It is nothing personal, just business
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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