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The funniest joke in the world
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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I have got something to show you
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Good things come to those who take
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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How to improve your golf swing
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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I was walking my pet lion today
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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One step forward two steps back.
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Language cross references, funny named places
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Individualism is the plague of society
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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How to improve your golf swing
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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What gets passed around, a joint
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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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