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I do not understand your sense of humour
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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I was walking my pet lion today
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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Power walks are great when you are late
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Reverse psychology never works
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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Good things come to those who take
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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How to improve your golf swing
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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People in love are very good landscapers
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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I will sweep you off your feet
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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What gets passed around, a joint
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It is nothing personal, just business
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Do not forget why you are here
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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I hate everything to do with being good
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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How long is a piece of string?
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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