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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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What gets passed around, a joint
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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One step forward two steps back.
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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How to improve your golf swing
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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I will sweep you off your feet
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Cheese makes the world go round
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