Comedy, One Liners

A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific

Now listen mister BP, shell, tuxedo, Agnus or whatever your name is.

We all know that under Antarctica there is a lot of oil which hasn’t been drilled yet.

Now i recently read a report that mining in Antarctica would be very costly.

Therefore you probably will never even bother to exploit it.

Which means i spent my life savings buying Antarctica for nothing.

So now i’m working on a way to convert icebergs into electricity.

No hard feelings, it’s just business.

Btw. you left your coat in Mcdonalds the other day.

I had the manager send it back to you but you know how efficient they are. lol.


Yours sincerely

Mr Airhead

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