Comedy, One Liners

It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger

Attention i am an 86 year old man.

When asked what i wanted to be w hen i grew up i said i wanted to write really funny material for a website.

I achieved my aspirations but i am still working on that harem of beautiful women.

I’d give it just a few more years.

By then i should have saved enough money to move out of mummies house and get a flat of my own.

Chicks, i’m on my way.


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