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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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The warrior within failed to show up
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If only i had accepted that deal
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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Lets go to the local church rave
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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How to improve your golf swing
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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How to take care of your computer
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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One step forward two steps back.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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Which super hero would you be?
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It is nothing personal, just business
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Individualism is the plague of society
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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