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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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The things people do to look cool
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Once there was a man from the city
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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How to have your cake and eat it
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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Get something special for your birthday
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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How to deal with bad customers
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Cruising with the car top down
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Do not forget why you are here
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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Seize the day, forget last night
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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