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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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You are always picking my brain
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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The things people do to look cool
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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I will sweep you off your feet
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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How long is a piece of string?
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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I have no idea why you are here.
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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The world makes money go round
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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Get something special for your birthday
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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Lets go to the local church rave
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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Power walks are great when you are late
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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I have got something to show you
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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Reverse psychology never works
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Space invaders are a real pain
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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