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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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Good things come to those who take
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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You are always picking my brain
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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If only i had accepted that deal
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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It is nothing personal, just business
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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How to make the perfect coffee
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Seize the day, forget last night
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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