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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Once there was a man from the city
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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I will sweep you off your feet
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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How to deal with bad customers
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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Good things come to those who take
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It is nothing personal, just business
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Seize the day, forget last night
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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Cruising with the car top down
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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I was walking my pet lion today
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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Space invaders are a real pain
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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