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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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I have got something to show you
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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The warrior within failed to show up
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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One step forward two steps back.
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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If only i had accepted that deal
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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How to take care of your computer
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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Good things come to those who take
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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Once there was a man from the city
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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You are always picking my brain
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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Reverse psychology never works
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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How to deal with bad customers
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