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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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The things people do to look cool
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Seize the day, forget last night
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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Cruising with the car top down
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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How to improve your golf swing
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Power walks are great when you are late
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Once there was a man from the city
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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If only i had accepted that deal
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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