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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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I have no idea why you are here.
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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The things people do to look cool
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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It is nothing personal, just business
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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People in love are very good landscapers
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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How long is a piece of string?
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How to clean your car properly
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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How to improve your golf swing
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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Reverse psychology never works
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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I hate everything to do with being good
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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You are always picking my brain
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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