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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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How to take care of your computer
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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You are always picking my brain
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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What gets passed around, a joint
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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The world makes money go round
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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I hate everything to do with being good
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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I was walking my pet lion today
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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The funniest joke in the world
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Do not forget why you are here
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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One of my comedy silent movies
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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How to clean your car properly
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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