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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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How to improve your golf swing
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I have no idea why you are here.
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Cheese makes the world go round
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How to clean your car properly
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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The funniest joke in the world
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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Seize the day, forget last night
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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Lets go to the local church rave
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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Space invaders are a real pain
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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I have got something to show you
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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How to have your cake and eat it
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Cruising with the car top down
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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