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I have got something to show you
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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How to improve your golf swing
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Language cross references, funny named places
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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How to improve your golf swing
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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If only i had accepted that deal
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What gets passed around, a joint
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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Power walks are great when you are late
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Get something special for your birthday
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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Space invaders are a real pain
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Do not forget why you are here
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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One of my comedy silent movies
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It is nothing personal, just business
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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I will sweep you off your feet
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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