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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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One step forward two steps back.
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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This update is like a birthday card
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Get something special for your birthday
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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The world makes money go round
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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Once there was a man from the city
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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The funniest joke in the world
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I have no idea why you are here.
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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I was walking my pet lion today
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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I hate everything to do with being good
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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The things people do to look cool
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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Cheese makes the world go round
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Which super hero would you be?
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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