Comedy, One Liners

The world makes money go round

I’d like to discuss with the financial situation of your workplace.

It’ll only take a moment.

Employer exploits employee (that’s you)

The mathematics of the equation are

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Employer = Oh my god, sorry Ms loser, we cant afford to pay you.

Employee = Oh i see, perhaps i could get an advance.

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Or there is this alternative.

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Employer = Sorry Ms loser, we cant afford to pay you.

Employee = Really?

Employer = Yes i’m very sorry.

Employee = No you’re not, you are a dumb shit (i’ve always wanted to say that on line, never seemed like the right time or place before)

Employer = How dare you speak to me like that, you’re fired.

Emplyee = Well i..i.i. (now have to look for another job)

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My point is……………………erm……………………….the world makes money go round.

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