Comedy

That bird can’t fly

The bird can’t fly.

That birdie can’t fly

I guess it’s gonna die.

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OMG how could you be so insensitive, so cruel.

I can”t believe you just said that, after all the preservation outings we have been on.

I though you were my soulmate.

Here, get out of my life, you betrayed our trust.

I can’t believe i ever loved you.

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Crikey, talk about over reacting.

Here’s how it was going to end.

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I guess it’s gonna die.

Unless i nurse it back to life.

Fly birdie fly.

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