Top three ways to get a girls attention

1 – From a distance shout “hey, fat ass”

2 – Use peroxide as a middle name (for example) Joanne ‘peroxide’ bloggs

3 – Ignore her.


Now you would think ‘he who dares wins’ though it’s quite the opposite.

Because girls like ignorant guys, don’t ask me why, i think it is just chemistry or whatever. lol


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