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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Reverse psychology never works
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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It is nothing personal, just business
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One of my comedy silent movies
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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You are always picking my brain
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One step forward two steps back.
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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How long is a piece of string?
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Do not forget why you are here
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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How to improve your golf swing
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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What do you do when you fall over?
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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