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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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How to have your cake and eat it
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Power walks are great when you are late
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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Once there was a man from the city
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Seize the day, forget last night
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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Get something special for your birthday
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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I will sweep you off your feet
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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Individualism is the plague of society
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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I have got something to show you
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Cheese makes the world go round
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