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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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How to improve your golf swing
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Space invaders are a real pain
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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Cruising with the car top down
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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People in love are very good landscapers
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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Get something special for your birthday
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The things people do to look cool
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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How to have your cake and eat it
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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I hate everything to do with being good
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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