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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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Cruising with the car top down
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Seize the day, forget last night
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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This update is like a birthday card
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The things people do to look cool
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I have got something to show you
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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Do not forget why you are here
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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How to improve your golf swing
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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