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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Language cross references, funny named places
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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This update is like a birthday card
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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I have no idea why you are here.
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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Cruising with the car top down
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Cheese makes the world go round
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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Good things come to those who take
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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What gets passed around, a joint
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I was walking my pet lion today
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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