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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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How to improve your golf swing
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Seize the day, forget last night
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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Cheese makes the world go round
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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Once there was a man from the city
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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How to make the perfect coffee
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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How to take care of your computer
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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Which super hero would you be?
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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The world makes money go round
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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One of my comedy silent movies
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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One step forward two steps back.
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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I have no idea why you are here.
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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