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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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I hate everything to do with being good
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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I have got something to show you
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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How to improve your golf swing
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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Seize the day, forget last night
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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How to have your cake and eat it
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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The things people do to look cool
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The funniest joke in the world
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