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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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If only i had accepted that deal
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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Good things come to those who take
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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I have no idea why you are here.
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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I will sweep you off your feet
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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How to make the perfect coffee
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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People in love are very good landscapers
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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How to have your cake and eat it
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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How to take care of your computer
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One step forward two steps back.
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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The funniest joke in the world
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Get something special for your birthday
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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