I am moving to Venus.
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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Cheese makes the world go round
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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The world makes money go round
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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Power walks are great when you are late
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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Reverse psychology never works
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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This update is like a birthday card
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Which super hero would you be?
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How to improve your golf swing
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How to deal with bad customers
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Get something special for your birthday
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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How to improve your golf swing
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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Once there was a man from the city
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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What gets passed around, a joint
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My bone is broken in three places
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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How to clean your car properly
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Cruising with the car top down
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