I am moving to Venus.
Great news, i am moving to Venus.
Ooh la la
Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterOnce there was a man from the city
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterAgain, i didn’t quite catch that.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterRabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDon’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDon’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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