I am moving to Venus.
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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The world makes money go round
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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You are always picking my brain
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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If only i had accepted that deal
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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How to take care of your computer
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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How to deal with bad customers
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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How to improve your golf swing
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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Individualism is the plague of society
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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