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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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Do not forget why you are here
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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The things people do to look cool
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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My bone is broken in three places
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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You are always picking my brain
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