I am moving to Venus.
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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Space invaders are a real pain
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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What do you do when you fall over?
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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What gets passed around, a joint
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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The funniest joke in the world
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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Good things come to those who take
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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