I am moving to Venus.
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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