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Power walks are great when you are late
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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Once there was a man from the city
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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How to make the perfect coffee
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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What gets passed around, a joint
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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If only i had accepted that deal
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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