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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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How to have your cake and eat it
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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I will sweep you off your feet
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Good things come to those who take
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You are always picking my brain
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Cruising with the car top down
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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I have no idea why you are here.
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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Get something special for your birthday
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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Once there was a man from the city
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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How long is a piece of string?
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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How to clean your car properly
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Space invaders are a real pain
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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I have got something to show you
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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