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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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The funniest joke in the world
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The world makes money go round
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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I was walking my pet lion today
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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What gets passed around, a joint
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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Individualism is the plague of society
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How to improve your golf swing
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Cruising with the car top down
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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Reverse psychology never works
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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How to make the perfect coffee
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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Good things come to those who take
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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People in love are very good landscapers
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Lets go to the local church rave
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