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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Space invaders are a real pain
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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I have no idea why you are here.
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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How to improve your golf swing
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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How to clean your car properly
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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Seize the day, forget last night
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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Get something special for your birthday
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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One step forward two steps back.
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You are always picking my brain
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Do not forget why you are here
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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It is nothing personal, just business
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Cruising with the car top down
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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