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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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Good things come to those who take
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How to have your cake and eat it
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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I hate everything to do with being good
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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I will sweep you off your feet
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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What do you do when you fall over?
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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Which super hero would you be?
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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The world makes money go round
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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