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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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My bone is broken in three places
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Individualism is the plague of society
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Power walks are great when you are late
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Cruising with the car top down
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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Get something special for your birthday
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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Good things come to those who take
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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People in love are very good landscapers
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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Do not forget why you are here
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Seize the day, forget last night
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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