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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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Power walks are great when you are late
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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How to clean your car properly
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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Seize the day, forget last night
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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Do not forget why you are here
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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The things people do to look cool
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Get something special for your birthday
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Individualism is the plague of society
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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Lets go to the local church rave
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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I will sweep you off your feet
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Cruising with the car top down
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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The funniest joke in the world
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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