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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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How to improve your golf swing
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Language cross references, funny named places
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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The world makes money go round
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The warrior within failed to show up
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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I will sweep you off your feet
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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Once there was a man from the city
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Space invaders are a real pain
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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