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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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What gets passed around, a joint
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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The warrior within failed to show up
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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The things people do to look cool
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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If only i had accepted that deal
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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One step forward two steps back.
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One of my comedy silent movies
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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