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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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Language cross references, funny named places
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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How to make the perfect coffee
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Cruising with the car top down
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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Lets go to the local church rave
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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Power walks are great when you are late
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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I will sweep you off your feet
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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I have got something to show you
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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I was walking my pet lion today
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Individualism is the plague of society
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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What do you do when you fall over?
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This update is like a birthday card
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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How long is a piece of string?
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You are always picking my brain
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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