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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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What gets passed around, a joint
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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I was walking my pet lion today
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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I have got something to show you
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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Power walks are great when you are late
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Cheese makes the world go round
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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The funniest joke in the world
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I will sweep you off your feet
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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How to improve your golf swing
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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