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People in love are very good landscapers
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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I was walking my pet lion today
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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Do not forget why you are here
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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If only i had accepted that deal
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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How to take care of your computer
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You are always picking my brain
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How to clean your car properly
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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Language cross references, funny named places
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Space invaders are a real pain
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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Cheese makes the world go round
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Individualism is the plague of society
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How to improve your golf swing
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