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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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How long is a piece of string?
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Lets go to the local church rave
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I have no idea why you are here.
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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I was walking my pet lion today
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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How to take care of your computer
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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One step forward two steps back.
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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Once there was a man from the city
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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If only i had accepted that deal
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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The warrior within failed to show up
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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