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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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Reverse psychology never works
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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How to improve your golf swing
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Get something special for your birthday
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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I have got something to show you
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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The world makes money go round
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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I was walking my pet lion today
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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