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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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Seize the day, forget last night
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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Get something special for your birthday
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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My bone is broken in three places
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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Cheese makes the world go round
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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I hate everything to do with being good
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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I will sweep you off your feet
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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One step forward two steps back.
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Once there was a man from the city
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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