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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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My bone is broken in three places
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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Space invaders are a real pain
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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How to improve your golf swing
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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This update is like a birthday card
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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The funniest joke in the world
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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How to take care of your computer
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I will sweep you off your feet
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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