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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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It is nothing personal, just business
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How to clean your car properly
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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This update is like a birthday card
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People in love are very good landscapers
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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Once there was a man from the city
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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If only i had accepted that deal
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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The things people do to look cool
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Individualism is the plague of society
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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