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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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How to have your cake and eat it
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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Get something special for your birthday
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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Space invaders are a real pain
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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I will sweep you off your feet
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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How to take care of your computer
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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