One step forward two steps back.
Better to just stand still
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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The world makes money go round
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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If only i had accepted that deal
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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One step forward two steps back.
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It is nothing personal, just business
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Good things come to those who take
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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Which super hero would you be?
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I have got something to show you
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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Get something special for your birthday
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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One of my comedy silent movies
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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