One step forward two steps back.
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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You are always picking my brain
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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The funniest joke in the world
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One step forward two steps back.
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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I have no idea why you are here.
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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Reverse psychology never works
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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Once there was a man from the city
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Good things come to those who take
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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Get something special for your birthday
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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People in love are very good landscapers
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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I will sweep you off your feet
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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Which super hero would you be?
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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How to take care of your computer
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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