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If only i had accepted that deal
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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Power walks are great when you are late
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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How to improve your golf swing
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People in love are very good landscapers
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How to clean your car properly
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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How long is a piece of string?
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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One step forward two steps back.
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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The funniest joke in the world
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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