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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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The world makes money go round
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How to improve your golf swing
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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Individualism is the plague of society
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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How to make the perfect coffee
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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One step forward two steps back.
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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The things people do to look cool
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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I was walking my pet lion today
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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