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I the devil ever comes knocking
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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If only i had accepted that deal
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Once there was a man from the city
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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The funniest joke in the world
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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Get something special for your birthday
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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I have got something to show you
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Individualism is the plague of society
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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It is nothing personal, just business
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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How long is a piece of string?
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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I was walking my pet lion today
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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How to improve your golf swing
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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Do not forget why you are here
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Language cross references, funny named places
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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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How to clean your car properly
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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