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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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Once there was a man from the city
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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How to improve your golf swing
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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The warrior within failed to show up
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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How long is a piece of string?
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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How to deal with bad customers
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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I have no idea why you are here.
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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The things people do to look cool
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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Get something special for your birthday
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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You are always picking my brain
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How to have your cake and eat it
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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How to take care of your computer
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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