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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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Language cross references, funny named places
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The world makes money go round
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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How to improve your golf swing
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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The funniest joke in the world
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Reverse psychology never works
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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People in love are very good landscapers
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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I was walking my pet lion today
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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How to clean your car properly
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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How to make the perfect coffee
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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How to deal with bad customers
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Cheese makes the world go round
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