The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
Well the problem is that if they escape you cant lock them back up again
Well the problem is that if they escape you cant lock them back up again
If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWaiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGet the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterCheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterNightmares are a real nightmare
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSomeone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThis update is like a birthday card
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterPet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMy name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterCoffee is evil and reptiles are insane
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDo you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe things people do to look cool
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterPandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLamp that fool, put him into the darkness
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDon’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGetting old is like the metaphorical car
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI do not understand your sense of humour
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe bogey man is coming to get you
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf i had a pound for every time you said that
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