Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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Good things come to those who take
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Reverse psychology never works
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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I have got something to show you
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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How to improve your golf swing
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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How to have your cake and eat it
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Power walks are great when you are late
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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How to make the perfect coffee
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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How to take care of your computer
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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What do you do when you fall over?
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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