Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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Individualism is the plague of society
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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It is nothing personal, just business
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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How to make the perfect coffee
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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How long is a piece of string?
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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How to improve your golf swing
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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The world makes money go round
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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Get something special for your birthday
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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