After a shave apply plasters
And it helps not to drink too much the night before
SHARE THIS SNIPPET...
SPONSORS
RANDOM POST
Another one »-
A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
If you cant sing then try not to speak
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I understand that you have been talking about me.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Welcome to the nonsense factory
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
People in love are very good landscapers
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I have no idea why you are here.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
This guy seriously needs a beer.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Lets go to the local church rave
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Video guaranteed to make you smile
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Mind boggling literature, read more
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I the devil ever comes knocking
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
How to improve your golf swing
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
The world makes money go round
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Single celled amoebas are really small
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Top three ways to get a girls attention
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Proof that footballers don’t have legs
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
All men are pigs, all women are farmers
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
You have made your bed now jump on it
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
The bartender really doesn’t like you
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
One step forward two steps back.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter