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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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Once there was a man from the city
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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Lets go to the local church rave
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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How long is a piece of string?
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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One of my comedy silent movies
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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How to deal with bad customers
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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The warrior within failed to show up
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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How to make the perfect coffee
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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You are always picking my brain
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I have no idea why you are here.
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How to clean your car properly
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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