Clucking hell
I live right next to a hen enclosure
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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Get something special for your birthday
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Reverse psychology never works
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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How to improve your golf swing
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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Seize the day, forget last night
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Good things come to those who take
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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This update is like a birthday card
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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How to take care of your computer
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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I hate everything to do with being good
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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I have got something to show you
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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