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I live right next to a hen enclosure
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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