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I live right next to a hen enclosure
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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What gets passed around, a joint
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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The things people do to look cool
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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I have no idea why you are here.
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Space invaders are a real pain
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Which super hero would you be?
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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The world makes money go round
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Cheese makes the world go round
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