Clucking hell
I live right next to a hen enclosure
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I was walking my pet lion today
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The warrior within failed to show up
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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I have no idea why you are here.
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Do not forget why you are here
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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The funniest joke in the world
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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Once there was a man from the city
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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People in love are very good landscapers
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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How to take care of your computer
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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What do you do when you fall over?
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One of my comedy silent movies
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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You are always picking my brain
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Space invaders are a real pain
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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