Clucking hell
I live right next to a hen enclosure
Will all of the world leaders follow me please
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMan orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSometimes bull shit takes over
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterReligion is so not rock and roll
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI have the power to move mountains, on a map
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf only i had accepted that deal
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhen people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterA cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLove thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow to improve your golf swing
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLamp that fool, put him into the darkness
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterAll those who aren’t present put your hands up
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI do not understand your sense of humour
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHay fever is popping round to say hello
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLanguage cross references, funny named places
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThere is a chicken from kentucky
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf life gives you chocolate, eat it
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterNow everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDont put all of your eggs in one backet
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDo not forget why you are here
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThey took everything but the shirt off my back
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI know a great game called 52 card pick up
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterAlways look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterCheese makes the world go round
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhat do you do when you fall over?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterOMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhen half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow to deal with bad customers
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow to have your cake and eat it
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf i was ten years younger, i would be under age
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterTo avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterNow listen, i will only say this once
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDon’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDrop me a line, i’m stuck down here
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhat to do when you spill coffee over your computer
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThis bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI’ve just gone into business with a monkey
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterPet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe bogey man is coming to get you
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI caught the train but it broke my hand
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDuel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHappy birthday songs are not always happy
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterA chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterEver heard of the chainsaw healer?
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