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I live right next to a hen enclosure
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Power walks are great when you are late
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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It is nothing personal, just business
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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The warrior within failed to show up
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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What do you do when you fall over?
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One step forward two steps back.
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Cheese makes the world go round
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The funniest joke in the world
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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Lets go to the local church rave
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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My bone is broken in three places
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How long is a piece of string?
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Reverse psychology never works
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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Do not forget why you are here
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How to take care of your computer
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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This update is like a birthday card
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Language cross references, funny named places
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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