Clucking hell
I live right next to a hen enclosure
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Do not forget why you are here
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Once there was a man from the city
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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My bone is broken in three places
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Language cross references, funny named places
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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This update is like a birthday card
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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I hate everything to do with being good
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How to take care of your computer
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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The world makes money go round
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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