Clucking hell
I live right next to a hen enclosure
SHARE THIS SNIPPET...
SPONSORS
RANDOM POST
Another one »-
Why is my life so dark and dreary?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
How to take care of your computer
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Good things come to those who take
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Will all of the world leaders follow me please
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
The things people do to look cool
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Top three ways to get a girls attention
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I didn’t know bulls like china shops
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
If you cant sing then try not to speak
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Nightmares are a real nightmare
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Book review of the novel, story of my life.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
The warrior within failed to show up
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
If life gives you chocolate, eat it
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
If i had a pound for every time you said that
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Seize the day, forget last night
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
The bartender really doesn’t like you
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Sometimes bull shit takes over
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
My speech impediment, i never shut up
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
What do you do when you fall over?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
What did the guy say to the bar tender?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Space invaders are a real pain
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
How to improve your golf swing
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Back in the day before it got dark.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Proof that footballers don’t have legs
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I was walking my pet lion today
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I caught the train but it broke my hand
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Video guaranteed to make you smile
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter