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I live right next to a hen enclosure
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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I will sweep you off your feet
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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I have got something to show you
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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Lets go to the local church rave
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Reverse psychology never works
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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How to deal with bad customers
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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