Cows should be on a diet
I simply cant abide the smell when i go cycling
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Power walks are great when you are late
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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You are always picking my brain
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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This update is like a birthday card
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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My bone is broken in three places
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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If only i had accepted that deal
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How long is a piece of string?
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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