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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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What do you do when you fall over?
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What gets passed around, a joint
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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Lets go to the local church rave
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Do not forget why you are here
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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The world makes money go round
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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If only i had accepted that deal
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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Individualism is the plague of society
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Once there was a man from the city
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