Cows should be on a diet
I simply cant abide the smell when i go cycling
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Individualism is the plague of society
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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How to make the perfect coffee
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Good things come to those who take
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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Language cross references, funny named places
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Cheese makes the world go round
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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My bone is broken in three places
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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What do you do when you fall over?
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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I hate everything to do with being good
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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The warrior within failed to show up
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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I have got something to show you
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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Seize the day, forget last night
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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The funniest joke in the world
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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Space invaders are a real pain
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You are always picking my brain
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