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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Space invaders are a real pain
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Lets go to the local church rave
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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If only i had accepted that deal
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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My bone is broken in three places
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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Get something special for your birthday
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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Cheese makes the world go round
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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What gets passed around, a joint
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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I was walking my pet lion today
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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