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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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One step forward two steps back.
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It is nothing personal, just business
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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Space invaders are a real pain
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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