Cows should be on a diet
I simply cant abide the smell when i go cycling
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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Power walks are great when you are late
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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If only i had accepted that deal
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Cruising with the car top down
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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I was walking my pet lion today
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Lets go to the local church rave
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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Once there was a man from the city
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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People in love are very good landscapers
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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How to make the perfect coffee
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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One step forward two steps back.
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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How to deal with bad customers
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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You are always picking my brain
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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