Cows should be on a diet
I simply cant abide the smell when i go cycling
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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I have got something to show you
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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How to make the perfect coffee
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I was walking my pet lion today
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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I have no idea why you are here.
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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If only i had accepted that deal
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Which super hero would you be?
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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I will sweep you off your feet
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Reverse psychology never works
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People in love are very good landscapers
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One of my comedy silent movies
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