Cows should be on a diet
I simply cant abide the smell when i go cycling
Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe things people do to look cool
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThere is a chicken from kentucky
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterUntil recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSpace invaders are a real pain
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLets go to the local church rave
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterPet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI know a great game called 52 card pick up
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf only i had accepted that deal
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am currently studying at the university of life
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterProof that footballers don’t have legs
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterOpening scene from Team America world police
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like food, perhaps a bit too much
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSometimes bull shit takes over
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDon’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe bartender really doesn’t like you
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhat to do when you spill coffee over your computer
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like moshing to songs of praise
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow to make the perfect coffee
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMy bone is broken in three places
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterFunny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLamp that fool, put him into the darkness
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhen your mind is racing, wear a helmet
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhy did the chicken cross the road?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterAlways look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterBook review of the novel, story of my life.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterNow everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf you buy your wife the wrong flowers
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDoes it ever occur to you that we are here.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterOne of my comedy silent movies
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterAgain, i didn’t quite catch that.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGet something special for your birthday
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterCheesy jokes taste just like chicken
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWaiter, there is a hare in my stew.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterPandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterCheese makes the world go round
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterNow everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMan orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGetting old is like the metaphorical car
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterAlec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhat gets passed around, a joint
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterBack in the day before it got dark.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterTop three ways to get a girls attention
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI was walking my pet lion today
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThat punch has got a really strong kick
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterA chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDont put all of your eggs in one backet
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDuel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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