Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
Crazy muggles. tut tut tut
Crazy muggles. tut tut tut
Do not shout at me, i am delicate
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterRabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterPeace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterYour eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGet the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterToday i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf you buy your wife the wrong flowers
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterAre you in touch with your inner gorilla?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow to improve your golf swing
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMy fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am currently studying at the university of life
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMy head it just stopped bloody growing
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterCheesy jokes taste just like chicken
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterOnce there was a man from the city
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSomeone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThat punch has got a really strong kick
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterA builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterVery funny Lee Evans instrument mime
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterJoe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf i was ten years younger, i would be under age
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMan orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIt has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDont put all of your eggs in one backet
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHaiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhen your mind is racing, wear a helmet
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI understand that you have been talking about me.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf only i had accepted that deal
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterCantankerous is an ancient Roman name
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGetting old is like the metaphorical car
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI will sweep you off your feet
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterCaution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterFunny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLamp that fool, put him into the darkness
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe bartender really doesn’t like you
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterBook review of the novel titled empty pages
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLove thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI have the power to move mountains, on a map
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterNightmares are a real nightmare
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIt is nothing personal, just business
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI do not understand your sense of humour
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLets go to the local church rave
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI didn’t know bulls like china shops
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMy bone is broken in three places
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDay becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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