Hercules is an urban legend
As you can see i failed my history class
SHARE THIS SNIPPET...
SPONSORS
RANDOM POST
Another one »- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
If only i had accepted that deal
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
If you moved any slower you would go back in time
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
How to find out who ate your pickled onion
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I have the power to move mountains, on a map
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I like food, perhaps a bit too much
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
How to make the perfect coffee
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
How to take care of your computer
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
That punch has got a really strong kick
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
If i had a pound for every time you said that
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Nightmares are a real nightmare
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I have no idea what you are saying.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
He woke up, it had all been a dream
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Book review of the novel titled empty pages
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I was born with a guitar in my hand
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I know a great game called 52 card pick up
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
There is a chicken from kentucky
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Back in the day before it got dark.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I am currently studying at the university of life
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Do not shout at me, i am delicate
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
My head it just stopped bloody growing
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I didn’t know bulls like china shops
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
All those who aren’t present put your hands up
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I caught the train but it broke my hand
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
It is nothing personal, just business
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Which super hero would you be?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
The royal mint is only open after eight
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter