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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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I hate everything to do with being good
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It is nothing personal, just business
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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