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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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My bone is broken in three places
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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Seize the day, forget last night
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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People in love are very good landscapers
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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How to deal with bad customers
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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I was walking my pet lion today
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How to have your cake and eat it
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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I have no idea why you are here.
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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Space invaders are a real pain
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Individualism is the plague of society
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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One step forward two steps back.
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The funniest joke in the world
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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