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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Cheese makes the world go round
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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How to deal with bad customers
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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I will sweep you off your feet
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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