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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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I have no idea why you are here.
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Which super hero would you be?
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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The world makes money go round
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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Lets go to the local church rave
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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How to deal with bad customers
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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How long is a piece of string?
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The things people do to look cool
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This update is like a birthday card
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Language cross references, funny named places
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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How to improve your golf swing
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Cheese makes the world go round
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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