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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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This update is like a birthday card
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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The world makes money go round
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Power walks are great when you are late
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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How to clean your car properly
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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How long is a piece of string?
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Good things come to those who take
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Individualism is the plague of society
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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I was walking my pet lion today
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People in love are very good landscapers
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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