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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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How to deal with bad customers
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Cruising with the car top down
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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How to improve your golf swing
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If only i had accepted that deal
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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I was walking my pet lion today
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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Which super hero would you be?
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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It is nothing personal, just business
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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