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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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The world makes money go round
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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I hate everything to do with being good
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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How to improve your golf swing
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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How to make the perfect coffee
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Do not forget why you are here
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If only i had accepted that deal
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The things people do to look cool
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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Lets go to the local church rave
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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How to improve your golf swing
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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I was walking my pet lion today
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Get something special for your birthday
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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Individualism is the plague of society
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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I have no idea why you are here.
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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One step forward two steps back.
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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