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Well if you don’t get that one then there is clearly something wrong with the world. lol
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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Cheese makes the world go round
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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Do not forget why you are here
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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It is nothing personal, just business
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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How to have your cake and eat it
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Language cross references, funny named places
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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This update is like a birthday card
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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