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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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I hate everything to do with being good
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Cruising with the car top down
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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The warrior within failed to show up
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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What gets passed around, a joint
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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How to clean your car properly
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Reverse psychology never works
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Individualism is the plague of society
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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How to improve your golf swing
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The things people do to look cool
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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It is nothing personal, just business
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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I have got something to show you
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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