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Well if you don’t get that one then there is clearly something wrong with the world. lol
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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I have no idea why you are here.
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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Do not forget why you are here
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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How long is a piece of string?
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Language cross references, funny named places
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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If only i had accepted that deal
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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How to take care of your computer
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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The funniest joke in the world
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