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Well if you don’t get that one then there is clearly something wrong with the world. lol
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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Seize the day, forget last night
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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Good things come to those who take
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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Individualism is the plague of society
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Once there was a man from the city
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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If only i had accepted that deal
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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I have no idea why you are here.
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Which super hero would you be?
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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I have got something to show you
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Power walks are great when you are late
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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