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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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You are always picking my brain
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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What gets passed around, a joint
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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Reverse psychology never works
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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How to deal with bad customers
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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How to take care of your computer
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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My bone is broken in three places
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Get something special for your birthday
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Once there was a man from the city
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Lets go to the local church rave
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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Good things come to those who take
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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