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Opening scene from Team America world police
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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One step forward two steps back.
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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My bone is broken in three places
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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One of my comedy silent movies
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I was walking my pet lion today
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Which super hero would you be?
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Space invaders are a real pain
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Do not forget why you are here
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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People in love are very good landscapers
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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Cheese makes the world go round
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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