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I the devil ever comes knocking
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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Space invaders are a real pain
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Lets go to the local church rave
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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I have no idea why you are here.
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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One of my comedy silent movies
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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Which super hero would you be?
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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Do not forget why you are here
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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Reverse psychology never works
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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How long is a piece of string?
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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One step forward two steps back.
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