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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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The warrior within failed to show up
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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Seize the day, forget last night
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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The things people do to look cool
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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If only i had accepted that deal
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Lets go to the local church rave
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How to deal with bad customers
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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I will sweep you off your feet
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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