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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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If only i had accepted that deal
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