I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe taxi is early, hurry time is money
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterA chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI didn’t know bulls like china shops
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterCoffee is evil and reptiles are insane
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf i had a nice car i would be very surprised
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLamp that fool, put him into the darkness
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI have no idea why you are here.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDo not forget why you are here
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterNow listen, i will only say this once
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGood things come to those who take
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow long is a piece of string?
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI have no idea what you are saying.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHay fever is popping round to say hello
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterPeople in love are very good landscapers
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterJohnny Vegas gets shouted down
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMy car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterOMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSometimes bull shit takes over
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDo you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterProof that footballers don’t have legs
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterA bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe things people do to look cool
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMy bone is broken in three places
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDon’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf life gives you lemons, buy tequila
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf you cant sing then try not to speak
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf i was ten years younger, i would be under age
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf i had a pound for every time you said that
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHe woke up, it had all been a dream
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe bartender really doesn’t like you
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterAlec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSuggestions for school teacher dress codes
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWill all of the world leaders follow me please
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterAre you in touch with your inner gorilla?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI hate everything to do with being good
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Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterYou are always picking my brain
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIt has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf you have no life, you might live longer
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