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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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Do not forget why you are here
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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One of my comedy silent movies
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How to make the perfect coffee
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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The things people do to look cool
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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One step forward two steps back.
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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Get something special for your birthday
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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Good things come to those who take
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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Which super hero would you be?
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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How to clean your car properly
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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Cheese makes the world go round
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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