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What gets passed around, a joint
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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How long is a piece of string?
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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I hate everything to do with being good
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Cheese makes the world go round
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Lets go to the local church rave
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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One step forward two steps back.
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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Language cross references, funny named places
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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Once there was a man from the city
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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The things people do to look cool
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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How to have your cake and eat it
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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How to clean your car properly
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Good things come to those who take
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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Power walks are great when you are late
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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If only i had accepted that deal
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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