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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Once there was a man from the city
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Which super hero would you be?
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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My bone is broken in three places
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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One of my comedy silent movies
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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I will sweep you off your feet
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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You are always picking my brain
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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Language cross references, funny named places
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How to deal with bad customers
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The things people do to look cool
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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How to improve your golf swing
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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I was walking my pet lion today
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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How to take care of your computer
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Do not forget why you are here
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Cruising with the car top down
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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The funniest joke in the world
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