If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
Though i urge you to drink responsibly
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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People in love are very good landscapers
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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