If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
Though i urge you to drink responsibly
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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The things people do to look cool
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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How to improve your golf swing
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How to have your cake and eat it
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Lets go to the local church rave
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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What gets passed around, a joint
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You are always picking my brain
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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How to improve your golf swing
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Cheese makes the world go round
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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