If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
Though i urge you to drink responsibly
SHARE THIS SNIPPET...
SPONSORS
RANDOM POST
Another one »- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
How to improve your golf swing
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
What gets passed around, a joint
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Do not forget why you are here
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
The bartender really doesn’t like you
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
My bone is broken in three places
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
You are always picking my brain
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Language cross references, funny named places
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
First to the finish line is a rotten egg
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
My head it just stopped bloody growing
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Frodo is going through a strange transition
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
One step forward two steps back.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Does this top make my ass look fat
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Happy birthday songs are not always happy
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Funny post it stop motion video.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Get something special for your birthday
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Single celled amoebas are really small
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I the devil ever comes knocking
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
I have got something to show you
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter - Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
- Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter
-
Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter -
How to deal with bad customers
Share this snippet on Facebook or Twitter