If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
Though i urge you to drink responsibly
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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Space invaders are a real pain
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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