If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
Though i urge you to drink responsibly
The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterNow everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhy did the chicken cross the road?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow to improve your golf swing
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDarkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhat gets passed around, a joint
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDay becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIt has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIt’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhat do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow LOTR should have ended. comedy video
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDo not forget why you are here
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf i had a nice car i would be very surprised
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterYour eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe bartender really doesn’t like you
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMy bone is broken in three places
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterEvery silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterPeace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterYou are always picking my brain
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLanguage cross references, funny named places
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterA question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSuggestions for school teacher dress codes
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDoes it ever occur to you that we are here.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDuel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterFirst to the finish line is a rotten egg
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMy head it just stopped bloody growing
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterFrodo is going through a strange transition
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGet the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterOne step forward two steps back.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDoes this top make my ass look fat
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMy flight was cancelled so i got the bus
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMy name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHappy birthday songs are not always happy
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterFunny post it stop motion video.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDon’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGet something special for your birthday
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSingle celled amoebas are really small
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterVery funny Lee Evans instrument mime
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterCantankerous is an ancient Roman name
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI the devil ever comes knocking
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI have got something to show you
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGive it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow to deal with bad customers
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