If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
Though i urge you to drink responsibly
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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The funniest joke in the world
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