If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
Though i urge you to drink responsibly
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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My bone is broken in three places
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Cheese makes the world go round
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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Cruising with the car top down
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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I was walking my pet lion today
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Space invaders are a real pain
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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