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Language cross references, funny named places
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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My bone is broken in three places
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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I have no idea why you are here.
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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The things people do to look cool
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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How to take care of your computer
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Good things come to those who take
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I will sweep you off your feet
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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One step forward two steps back.
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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How long is a piece of string?
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