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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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The funniest joke in the world
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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Get something special for your birthday
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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How long is a piece of string?
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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How to deal with bad customers
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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It is nothing personal, just business
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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What gets passed around, a joint
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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Good things come to those who take
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What do you do when you fall over?
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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