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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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This update is like a birthday card
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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My bone is broken in three places
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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Language cross references, funny named places
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Get something special for your birthday
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I was walking my pet lion today
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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How to improve your golf swing
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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I have no idea why you are here.
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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How to deal with bad customers
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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What gets passed around, a joint
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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