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Back in the day before it got dark.
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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How to improve your golf swing
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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Which super hero would you be?
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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Reverse psychology never works
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I hate everything to do with being good
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Get something special for your birthday
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Good things come to those who take
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Once there was a man from the city
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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Cheese makes the world go round
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You are always picking my brain
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Cruising with the car top down
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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One step forward two steps back.
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My bone is broken in three places
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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Individualism is the plague of society
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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