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I like moshing to songs of praise
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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How to clean your car properly
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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How to improve your golf swing
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Cheese makes the world go round
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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I will sweep you off your feet
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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One step forward two steps back.
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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Once there was a man from the city
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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I have got something to show you
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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