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My bone is broken in three places
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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This update is like a birthday card
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Cruising with the car top down
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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It is nothing personal, just business
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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Cheese makes the world go round
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Once there was a man from the city
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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How to improve your golf swing
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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I will sweep you off your feet
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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How to take care of your computer
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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Language cross references, funny named places
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The world makes money go round
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Individualism is the plague of society
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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I have got something to show you
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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