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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Once there was a man from the city
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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How to have your cake and eat it
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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The things people do to look cool
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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I have got something to show you
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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What gets passed around, a joint
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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Seize the day, forget last night
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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Do not forget why you are here
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