Comedy, One Liners

Religion is so not rock and roll

Dear lord of rock.

Please help me to wreak havoc and anarchy upon the world.

Make children rebel against their parents.

Working minnions to say fuck it.

And food be unhealthy.

In your name i kneel.

And pray to your divine rockiness.

Fuck yeah

Amen

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