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Reverse psychology never works
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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Individualism is the plague of society
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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It is nothing personal, just business
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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How long is a piece of string?
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