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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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One of my comedy silent movies
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The things people do to look cool
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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Reverse psychology never works
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I was walking my pet lion today
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Lets go to the local church rave
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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I will sweep you off your feet
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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