The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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My bone is broken in three places
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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Lets go to the local church rave
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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How to clean your car properly
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Cheese makes the world go round
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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I will sweep you off your feet
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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The world makes money go round
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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Language cross references, funny named places
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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