The royal mint is only open after eight
I know i know, bla bla bla
Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow to find out who ate your pickled onion
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDay becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGet the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHe woke up, it had all been a dream
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMy car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI do not understand your sense of humour
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like moshing to songs of praise
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDon’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSomeone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI hate everything to do with being good
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhen your mind is racing, wear a helmet
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterTeam America – love scene (18+)
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterCruising with the car top down
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterPublic speech entitled, i am a recluse
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe warrior within failed to show up
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterOne step forward two steps back.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterApples are good for your health, do not go near them
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI will sweep you off your feet
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterA bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow to clean your car properly
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterReverse psychology never works
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterUntil recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI have got something to show you
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterA builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIt is nothing personal, just business
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe royal mint is only open after eight
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLets go to the local church rave
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThis bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSometimes bull shit takes over
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDo not forget why you are here
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhat to do when you spill coffee over your computer
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhy is my life so dark and dreary?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMy fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterVideo guaranteed to make you smile
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow long is a piece of string?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIt’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf i had a nice car i would be very surprised
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI was born with a guitar in my hand
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMy name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDrop me a line, i’m stuck down here
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterEvery silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe biggest oversight by law enforcement.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhat did the guy say to the bar tender?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhen half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhat is bright and at the end of the tunnel
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhat gets passed around, a joint
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterCopyright 2011 Richard North. Video's copyright respective owners.