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One of my comedy silent movies
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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How to improve your golf swing
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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Space invaders are a real pain
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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Lets go to the local church rave
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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Good things come to those who take
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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Cruising with the car top down
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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How to clean your car properly
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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People in love are very good landscapers
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One step forward two steps back.
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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What gets passed around, a joint
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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