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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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One of my comedy silent movies
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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The world makes money go round
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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How to make the perfect coffee
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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It is nothing personal, just business
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Language cross references, funny named places
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How to have your cake and eat it
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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One step forward two steps back.
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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How to deal with bad customers
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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The funniest joke in the world
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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If only i had accepted that deal
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