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I have no idea what you are saying.
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I was walking my pet lion today
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This update is like a birthday card
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Lets go to the local church rave
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Cheese makes the world go round
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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I have got something to show you
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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The funniest joke in the world
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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You are always picking my brain
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Which super hero would you be?
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Individualism is the plague of society
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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One step forward two steps back.
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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The world makes money go round
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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