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How to improve your golf swing
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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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Cheese makes the world go round
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How to take care of your computer
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Get something special for your birthday
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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How to make the perfect coffee
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Power walks are great when you are late
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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My bone is broken in three places
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I was walking my pet lion today
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Which super hero would you be?
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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What gets passed around, a joint
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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One step forward two steps back.
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