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Religion is so not rock and roll
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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People in love are very good landscapers
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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How to improve your golf swing
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How long is a piece of string?
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Cruising with the car top down
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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Space invaders are a real pain
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Cheese makes the world go round
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Power walks are great when you are late
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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