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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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It is nothing personal, just business
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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I hate everything to do with being good
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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Get something special for your birthday
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Which super hero would you be?
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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If only i had accepted that deal
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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I will sweep you off your feet
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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How to clean your car properly
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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You are always picking my brain
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How to make the perfect coffee
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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Once there was a man from the city
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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Lets go to the local church rave
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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