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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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My bone is broken in three places
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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If only i had accepted that deal
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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How to clean your car properly
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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Do not forget why you are here
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Get something special for your birthday
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How to improve your golf swing
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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The things people do to look cool
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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Space invaders are a real pain
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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I will sweep you off your feet
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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What gets passed around, a joint
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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One step forward two steps back.
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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