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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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How to have your cake and eat it
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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How to take care of your computer
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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I have no idea why you are here.
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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How to improve your golf swing
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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Once there was a man from the city
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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One step forward two steps back.
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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