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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Power walks are great when you are late
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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It is nothing personal, just business
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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How to make the perfect coffee
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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The world makes money go round
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Get something special for your birthday
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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Reverse psychology never works
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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How to improve your golf swing
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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