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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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What do you do when you fall over?
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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I have got something to show you
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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Which super hero would you be?
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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How to clean your car properly
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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Seize the day, forget last night
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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People in love are very good landscapers
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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The things people do to look cool
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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