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I the devil ever comes knocking
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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Once there was a man from the city
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The funniest joke in the world
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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How to improve your golf swing
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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What gets passed around, a joint
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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How long is a piece of string?
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Seize the day, forget last night
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Space invaders are a real pain
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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