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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Seize the day, forget last night
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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I have no idea why you are here.
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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How to clean your car properly
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People in love are very good landscapers
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How to take care of your computer
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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How to make the perfect coffee
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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Which super hero would you be?
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