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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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The things people do to look cool
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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I will sweep you off your feet
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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I have got something to show you
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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How long is a piece of string?
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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