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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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What gets passed around, a joint
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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My bone is broken in three places
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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Seize the day, forget last night
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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I hate everything to do with being good
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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Get something special for your birthday
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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Cruising with the car top down
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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The world makes money go round
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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I have got something to show you
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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This update is like a birthday card
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The funniest joke in the world
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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