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I will sweep you off your feet
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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I have got something to show you
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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My bone is broken in three places
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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How to improve your golf swing
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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One of my comedy silent movies
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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The world makes money go round
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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The funniest joke in the world
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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Which super hero would you be?
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I have no idea why you are here.
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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How to have your cake and eat it
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Do not forget why you are here
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