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I was walking my pet lion today
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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How to take care of your computer
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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Cheese makes the world go round
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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How long is a piece of string?
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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Get something special for your birthday
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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