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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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I have no idea why you are here.
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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Good things come to those who take
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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One step forward two steps back.
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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How to have your cake and eat it
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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How to make the perfect coffee
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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If only i had accepted that deal
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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One of my comedy silent movies
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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My bone is broken in three places
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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People in love are very good landscapers
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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How to take care of your computer
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