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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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The things people do to look cool
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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One of my comedy silent movies
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I hate everything to do with being good
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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My bone is broken in three places
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Language cross references, funny named places
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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How to improve your golf swing
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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I have got something to show you
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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How to make the perfect coffee
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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Reverse psychology never works
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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Get something special for your birthday
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