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How long is a piece of string?
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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I hate everything to do with being good
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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What gets passed around, a joint
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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Do not forget why you are here
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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You are always picking my brain
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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Individualism is the plague of society
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How to take care of your computer
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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