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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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Reverse psychology never works
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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Lets go to the local church rave
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Cruising with the car top down
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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How to improve your golf swing
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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My bone is broken in three places
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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The funniest joke in the world
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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Which super hero would you be?
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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Get something special for your birthday
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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I hate everything to do with being good
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If only i had accepted that deal
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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This update is like a birthday card
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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The world makes money go round
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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You are always picking my brain
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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