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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Reverse psychology never works
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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The funniest joke in the world
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Lets go to the local church rave
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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What gets passed around, a joint
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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If only i had accepted that deal
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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Good things come to those who take
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The things people do to look cool
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Individualism is the plague of society
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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How to make the perfect coffee
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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How to clean your car properly
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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The world makes money go round
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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