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The royal mint is only open after eight
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Get something special for your birthday
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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What do you do when you fall over?
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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How to clean your car properly
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Lets go to the local church rave
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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The funniest joke in the world
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Which super hero would you be?
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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My bone is broken in three places
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Cheese makes the world go round
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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How to improve your golf swing
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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