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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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The warrior within failed to show up
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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People in love are very good landscapers
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Video of Tim Minchin getting serious about prejudice
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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Do not shout at me, i am delicate
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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I will sweep you off your feet
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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One step forward two steps back.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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The funniest joke in the world
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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If only i had accepted that deal
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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