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Once there was a man from the city
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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I was walking my pet lion today
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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How to improve your golf swing
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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Reverse psychology never works
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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How to clean your car properly
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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The world makes money go round
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but why when words are so much more effective
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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