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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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How to clean your car properly
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Space invaders are a real pain
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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Get something special for your birthday
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Individualism is the plague of society
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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The funniest joke in the world
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Which super hero would you be?
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If only i had accepted that deal
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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How long is a piece of string?
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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I have no idea why you are here.
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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Sunrises don’t set, they do if you’re painting them
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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The world makes money go round
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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Apples are good for your health, do not go near them
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Cruising with the car top down
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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Your eyes are feeling very heavy so go to bed
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