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It is nothing personal, just business
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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You are always picking my brain
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Seize the day, forget last night
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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One step forward two steps back.
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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When talking to a woman it is rude to stare at her boobs.
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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Good things come to those who take
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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This update is like a birthday card
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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Reverse psychology never works
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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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Cruising with the car top down
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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The things people do to look cool
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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Cheese makes the world go round
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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What gets passed around, a joint
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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