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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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How to make the perfect coffee
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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Darkness is surrounding me, well turn on the light then
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Rabbits eat vegetables, men eat rabbits
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Power walks are great when you are late
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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One of my comedy silent movies
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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What gets passed around, a joint
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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What do you do when you fall over?
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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How to improve your golf swing
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Do not forget why you are here
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Cheese makes the world go round
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Individualism is the plague of society
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