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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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How to make the perfect coffee
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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OMG this stress free life is doing my head in.
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Lets go to the local church rave
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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Once there was a man from the city
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I the devil ever comes knocking
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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Reverse psychology never works
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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How to deal with bad customers
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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How to improve your golf swing
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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How to improve your golf swing
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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