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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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I have no idea why you are here.
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Once there was a man from the city
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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The warrior within failed to show up
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What did the cat say to the carrot?
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Now everyone likes to see videos of cute little dogs
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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Power walks are great when you are late
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Which super hero would you be?
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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How to have your cake and eat it
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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Funny scene from Shaolin soccer
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Gandalf goes to the world cup, video by pistol shrimps
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How to deal with bad customers
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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How many light bulbs do it take to change a light bulb
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Do you hear what i wrote on the wall
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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How to improve your golf swing
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The funniest joke in the world
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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One step forward two steps back.
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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Every silver lining has a Thor ruining someone’s day
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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I hate everything to do with being good
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Seize the day, forget last night
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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The taxi is early, hurry time is money
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Reverse psychology never works
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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I will sweep you off your feet
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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It’s never too late, i mean ask this old codger
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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I do not understand your sense of humour
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