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Man orders blue steak but it jumps off the plate and walks away
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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Do you ever feel like pinning a tail on a donkey?
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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I went to the doctor and he diagnosed me of hypochondria, but didn’t suggest any meds.
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How to take care of your computer
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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I was walking my pet lion today
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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How many women do it take to change a light bulb?
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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How to have your cake and eat it
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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Cheese makes the world go round
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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It is nothing personal, just business
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Lenny Henry live at the apollo
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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I have got something to show you
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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