Listen up
What? i don’t have anything to say
Did you know that lions like to sleep?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGive it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterPandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterTop three ways to get a girls attention
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWe should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe warrior within failed to show up
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWow, the sun is so bright tonight
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterEver been caught naked on the lawn?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterYou are always picking my brain
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterCheesy jokes taste just like chicken
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterFunny post it stop motion video.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterLamp that fool, put him into the darkness
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWill all of the world leaders follow me please
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe biggest oversight by law enforcement.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe funniest joke in the world
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDon’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterPeople in love are very good landscapers
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWelcome to the nonsense factory
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThis bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhat to do when you spill coffee over your computer
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHappy birthday songs are not always happy
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDrop me a line, i’m stuck down here
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDo not forget why you are here
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGetting old is like the metaphorical car
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI didn’t know bulls like china shops
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterOpening scene from Team America world police
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterSpace invaders are a real pain
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe bartender really doesn’t like you
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterBook review of the novel titled empty pages
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI caught the train but it broke my hand
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterGet something special for your birthday
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterRecent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow to deal with bad customers
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterPet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterAnything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterNow listen, i will only say this once
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIf i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIt has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterMy name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe male chauvanist vs feminist
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterI was born with a guitar in my hand
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterThe car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterIt is nothing personal, just business
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterOne of my comedy silent movies
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterAgain, i didn’t quite catch that.
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterFunny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDoes this top make my ass look fat
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterToday i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHe woke up, it had all been a dream
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDon’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterDay becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterHow to make the perfect coffee
Share this snippet on Facebook or TwitterWhy did the chicken cross the road?
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