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Does this top make my ass look fat
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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Do not forget why you are here
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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That punch has got a really strong kick
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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The warrior within failed to show up
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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How to make freshly squeezed lemon juice
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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I was walking my pet lion today
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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How to clean your car properly
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I know a great game called 52 card pick up
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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If only i had accepted that deal
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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You are always picking my brain
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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Which super hero would you be?
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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The server crashed. OMG i hope he’s ok. As you can clearly see, i like to talk.
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I hate everything to do with being good
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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Ever heard of the Albino skunk?
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