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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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The things people do to look cool
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The world makes money go round
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Seize the day, forget last night
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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How to take care of your computer
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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If i had a nice car i would be very surprised
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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What did the guy say to the bar tender?
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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Lend me your ear, i promise i’ll give it back
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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What gets passed around, a joint
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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Harry potter spoof, the Hogwarts hangover (18+)
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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I am really struggling to understand the etymology of the human race
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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Haiku’s can be deeply funny y’all.
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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Reverse psychology never works
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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If only i had accepted that deal
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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I have got something to show you
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I’ve just gone into business with a monkey
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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Which super hero would you be?
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Cheese makes the world go round
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I was walking my pet lion today
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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People in love are very good landscapers
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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Once there was a man from the city
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What do you say to a woman who is doing her nails?
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How to make the perfect coffee
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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You are always picking my brain
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