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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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Mind boggling literature, read more
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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All men are pigs, all women are farmers
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My speech impediment, i never shut up
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The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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Good things come to those who take
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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Johnny Vegas gets shouted down
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Does it ever occur to you that we are here.
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Joe bloggs has written something on my facebook wall
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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Team America – love scene (18+)
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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Language cross references, funny named places
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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How to improve your golf swing
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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Caution, this vehicle is reversing, get out of the bloody way
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I cant understand a single word the milk daddy says
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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Back in the day before it got dark.
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How to improve your golf swing
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I am getting crazy in here, let me out of this mental institution.
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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Wow, i genuinely didn’t know that pigs can fly.
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Religion is so not rock and roll
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The things people do to look cool
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To avoid getting robbed, lock your doors
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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What do you do when you fall over?
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Seize the day, forget last night
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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I wanted to get the word out so i told my friends to keep it secret.
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This update is like a birthday card
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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