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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Give it a rest with the lullabies already, i cant get to sleep
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Pandora’s box is full of Christmas goodies
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Top three ways to get a girls attention
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We should fight for clowns rights, put a smile on their face.
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The warrior within failed to show up
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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Ever been caught naked on the lawn?
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You are always picking my brain
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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I like to question my sanity, but it has an answer for everything
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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Will all of the world leaders follow me please
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I think they’re an odd looking pair of socks
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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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The funniest joke in the world
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Don’t get me wrong, i love her dearly but sometimes…
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People in love are very good landscapers
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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What to do when you spill coffee over your computer
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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Do not forget why you are here
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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I didn’t know bulls like china shops
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Opening scene from Team America world police
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Space invaders are a real pain
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Get something special for your birthday
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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How to deal with bad customers
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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The world wide web, got those spiders must be huge
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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My name is Richard and i am addicted to laughter
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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I was born with a guitar in my hand
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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It is nothing personal, just business
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One of my comedy silent movies
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Funny Lenny Henry stand up sketch
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Does this top make my ass look fat
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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How to make the perfect coffee
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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