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The biggest oversight by law enforcement.
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The things people do to look cool
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I like cars, i like to ride them down the hill.
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Do not forget why you are here
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I went to the woods today, it gifts clarity.
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How to clean your car properly
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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A rhino charged me today, i almost fell out of my seat.
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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Cheese makes the world go round
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Coffee is evil and reptiles are insane
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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The bartender really doesn’t like you
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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People in love are very good landscapers
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Someone suggested i take anger management classes, he wont be saying that again
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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I wanted to see if i could fly so i jumped off the pavement
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Seize the day, forget last night
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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How to find out who ate your pickled onion
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Dont put all of your eggs in one backet
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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A bit of wisdom from wise ol’ richie
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How to have your cake and eat it
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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I am impossible, stop dreaming about me.
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The funniest joke in the world
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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Lets go to the local church rave
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I got myself locked up to escape from my wife.
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The city that never sleeps, zzzzzzz
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Good things come to those who take
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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Language cross references, funny named places
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How to improve your golf swing
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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What do you do when you fall over?
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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A question for the oil companies, Mr oil to be specific
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Ok, the powers that be decided that i should only do one liners. So here you go, just one line.
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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If you see a big puddle, walk around it. No heroics or you will be trippin’ head first
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What gets passed around, a joint
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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