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I don’t know what to say, but i’ll say it anyway
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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You have made your bed now jump on it
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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I just finished reading an excellent book, the actors did a fantastic job
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Public speech entitled, i am a recluse
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Totally cheesy fight scene, hilarious
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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My car has died, but at least i dont have to pay for a funeral.
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My head it just stopped bloody growing
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Does a fish swim in the water?
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Get something special for your birthday
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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Ever heard of the chainsaw healer?
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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I was named after a great leader of men, they call me Barbara.
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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One step forward two steps back.
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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I like to go treasure hunting, it keeps me honest
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He woke up, it had all been a dream
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What do you do when you fall over?
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If life gives you lemons, buy tequila
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If life gives you lemons, demand a refund because you ordered limes
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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Video guaranteed to make you smile
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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When half of your hair is sitting on the table You are probably a bit stressed.
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Why is the rum gone, funny pirates remix video
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A chicken a day keeps the bullies at bay
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I will sweep you off your feet
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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Cruising with the car top down
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Don’t you think it’s cool how all monkeys look like king kong?
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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If i had just one wish i would wish for another one.
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I think it’s great how trains choo choo
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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How LOTR should have ended. comedy video
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Individualism is the plague of society
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Recent scientific studies report that monkeys like to climb trees.
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Seize the day, forget last night
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Good things come to those who take
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Getting old is like the metaphorical car
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If i could be anyone for a day it would be doctor who
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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I am buying my time, how does £1000 sound?
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Are you in touch with your inner gorilla?
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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I am on the train to nowhere because the bugger broke down
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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Cheesy jokes taste just like chicken
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Welcome to the nonsense factory
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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All those who aren’t present put your hands up
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