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If i had a pound for every time you said that
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Wow, the sun is so bright tonight
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When people dangle the carrot on the end of the stick they make a mistake, i hate carrots
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The male chauvanist vs feminist
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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Book review of the novel titled empty pages
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I am one sandwich short of an afternoon tea
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I like to create masterpieces from great masterpieces
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Sometimes bull shit takes over
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If you buy your wife the wrong flowers
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I rocked the mic, sorry i will pay to have it repaired
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What gets passed around, a joint
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Now listen, i will only say this once
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A builder goes to the doctor with complaints of pain from passing bricks.
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What is bright and at the end of the tunnel
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Wow, that trucks headlights almost blinded me this afternoon
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Lamp that fool, put him into the darkness
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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They took everything but the shirt off my back
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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The funniest joke in the world
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Until recently, i had no idea that bears like sushi
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Duel in a graveyard, 1,2,3,4,5, oops
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If you have no life, you might live longer
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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How to improve your golf swing
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Language cross references, funny named places
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I have got something to show you
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People in love are very good landscapers
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Love thy neighbour, i mean she is hot
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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My fish and chips are undercooked, the haddock swam off the plate
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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I want to watch paint dry, roll on the fun
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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This bill is far too high, he should not have smoked the whole joint
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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One step forward two steps back.
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If i was ten years younger, i would be under age
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Wow, that theory on copper mining is so deep
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If the prime minister refused to resign would that make him a dictator or an a-hole
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but bullets will surely kill me
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Suggestions for school teacher dress codes
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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Seize the day, forget last night
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It is nothing personal, just business
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How to deal with bad customers
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Funny Tracy Morgan interview for time magazine.
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I caught the train but it broke my hand
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Pet hates usually cover anything but your actual pets
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If you are rich i applaud you, now buy me a drink
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I like moshing to songs of praise
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Mmm, i love drinking coffee before bed
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Proof that footballers don’t have legs
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I am a chain smoker, aluminium is the best
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Nightmares are a real nightmare
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I have no idea what you are saying.
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I was born with a wooden spoon up my arse
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I’d like to tell you a yolk about eggs
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The bogey man is coming to get you
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Frodo is going through a strange transition
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If only i had accepted that deal
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My flight was cancelled so i got the bus
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A cliche a day keeps common sense at bay
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