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When your mind is racing, wear a helmet
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Why is my life so dark and dreary?
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Get something special for your birthday
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I put my blood, sweat and tears into that soup
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I am a man of leisure, as soon as i finish from work
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An ocean of grass, right which one of you flooded the field?
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Book review of the novel, story of my life.
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Single celled amoebas are really small
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Get the tea on, don’t forget the vodka
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Cheese makes the world go round
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I bought an apple, i kept it in my mac. But i crushed it in the hard drive home.
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I am currently studying at the university of life
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I ordered breakfast in bed for two
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The lord giveth, but wants it back with interest.
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Hay fever is popping round to say hello
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in a little box
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I’m getting too old for this retirement lark
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The warrior within failed to show up
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I like playing jazz music to people who hate coffee shops
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Stop it, your driving me over the edge
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Waiter, there is a hare in my stew.
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I love playing my guitar, the open G gives the best sound
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I went to the zoo because i like wild animals.
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My bone is broken in three places
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Cruising with the car top down
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There is a chicken from kentucky
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I hate songs that just repeat the same one line vocals
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If life gives you chocolate, eat it
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If life gives you a kick in the teeth, go to a dentist
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Today i woke up with my eyes wide open, last night i went to sleep with my eyes wide shut
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Do not forget why you are here
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If you moved any slower you would go back in time
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The royal mint is only open after eight
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Did you know that lions like to sleep?
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Again, i didn’t quite catch that.
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I cant believe monkeys are so hairy
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The car broke down, it’s hit the wall.
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Peace is hard to find when shit keeps going wrong
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I have the power to move mountains, on a map
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I like food, perhaps a bit too much
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Funny pottery video, Johnny Vegas
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Now everybody loves to see videos of people hurting themselves
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The town was very busy today, especially when i went in on the wrong side.
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Anything you do say will be used against you in this relationship
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Happy birthday songs are not always happy
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It has recently come to my attention that discrimination needs to be quarantined.
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The sun is up and down like a bloody yoyo
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If you rock the boat your friends might slap you with the oars
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Day becomes night, and night becomes another f**king work day
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Very funny Lee Evans instrument mime
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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I understand that you have been talking about me.
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This guy seriously needs a beer.
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Always look on the bright side of life, the alternative is crap
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I went to the shop after hours, but it was closed.
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If you cant sing then try not to speak
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I will sweep you off your feet
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The problem with locking people up and throwing away the key
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Alec Baldwin talks about his Team America character
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First to the finish line is a rotten egg
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The things people do to look cool
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Funny post it stop motion video.
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Cantankerous is an ancient Roman name
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I have a mac, it is yellow and is great in the rain
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Drop me a line, i’m stuck down here
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